The Gangbangs of Soccer

While it is true that soccer (compared to other sports) is not known for having scandalous scores, in fact most of them end up very close, with differences of a few points. However, as in all sports, there are moments in history where you can see victories and defeats worthy of being called Gangbangs! From World Cup matches to Premier League home games, you can find scores that certainly look like gangbang porn where teams are taking punishment from places they can’t even imagine.

Below, we’ve listed some of the most outrageous scores of all time, as well as some background on each match to help you put each score in context. If you want to check out the gangbang facts from these soccer games we mentioned just visit a couple of sports data sites.

Arbroath vs Bon Accord:

In 1885 Arbroath and Bon Accord faced each other in a local league match (Scotland), in which Arbroath obtained one of the highest scores of all soccer history, conceding 36 goals against Bon Accord. Arbroath were so dominant in the game that they conceded 15 goals in the first half alone… imagine the mood in which the opposing team’s players went to the showers.

Dundee Harp vs Aberdeen Rovers:

Another Scottish soccer match in 1885 (it seems that in that year the soccer gangbangs were at their best), which as a curious fact occurred on the same day as the game between Arbroath and Bon Accord. During the whole game 37 goals were scored by the Dundee Harp team, which would make them the team with the most goals (at least in Scotland) but the team secretary did not want to count 2 goals out of respect for the opposing team, thus making the Arbroath game the one that ended up in the history books.

AS Adema vs SO l’Emyrne:

It is undoubtedly the most outrageous soccer score in history (and the one that takes the ganbang of all time award). This took place during 2002 between two teams from Madagascar and worst of all, all the goals were own goals! In protest of being disqualified from winning the championship for taking too long to collect a penalty, SO l’Emyrne players took it upon themselves to score a record 149 goals. After the game was over, the coach was suspended for 3 years as were many players on the staff.